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 Greetings, human. This is my testing area. If you ever have any questions, feel free to ask me and I will respond as soon as I can. Don't touch anything. This is for the sake of knowledge, not for you personal pleasure, you monster. Anyway, back to testing. You can stay here or just leave. I prefer the latter.

Go make some new disaster. That's what I'm counting on. You're someone else's problem Now I only want you gone....